? is bags or t-bags slang for scrotum?
jesus mom
I chugged a bottle of robotussein and i ducking saw a blind lady on a purch sewing a shirt! And a tree portal
but i am gonna have to have sex w/ him again to get my earrings back
There's a group of australian girls next to me. can't take them seriously. think they are going to turn into mr g
I had a terrible day! The only thing that makes me feel better is knowing Jack Bauers day was worse.
how many days can you live off of Vicodin and frosty?? im going on 4 days......
He tried to carry her to her room after she passed out, but when he picked her up she came back to, saw him, screamed rape and pulled out her vuvuzela app and blasting it like a rape whistle.
I mostly enjoyed dancing with him because his boner was scratching my bug bites.
Taco Bell drive through. Chick got out of the car in front of us and threw up on the hood of my car!
Not okay.
It's all good. Going back to my room to try and air out my balls.
I only had sex with him so I could try to steal his roommate's cat, what kind of girl do you think I am?
Major win last night. I traded my roommate two cigs for a six pack and a bag of beef jerky. This has been a Brian weekend update
So... I may have accidentally just sat on a strip of a home waxing kit.. naked... Assistance is definitely needed....
I just saw a guy walking up the stairs with his dick out his pants. I let him know, and he just looked down in shock, laughed, and continued walking up the stairs.
Idk but when you think about it the last time I did bottomless mimosas I ended up getting my nipples pierced so it might be fair
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