WTF I just almost got ran over by a fucking cop!!!!!!
LOL you shoulda thrown yourself in front for money. Fucking cops!
so then she threw up in his asshole
yep..that'll do it.
not only did i manage to get kicked out of the bar, i also got kicked out of denny's. i didnt even know that was possible.
Still waiting. He said he'd call between 2 and 10... apparently he's like the Comcast of drug dealers.
Given my current decline of critical thinking and capacity for speech it's probably best u call the cops
We ended not having sex. I didn't want to explain that I was wearing a Unitard because all my socks and underwear were dirty.
It's gay pride weekend and Father's day.. So in honor of the occassions I am now BI
A little light bondage fun never hurt anybody (erotic asphyxiation excluded). Car batteries attached to reproductive organs have.
No, that's just what we do when we hang out. We get drunk, have really awesome sex, then fight about why we never worked as a couple
Idk dude but he said something bout his "dick was gonna be so tan" then he jus jumped out of the car
And my nipple is sore from him biting it. That is not a complaint.
He's taking me to Tao. This is going to be so weird. How do you go on a first date with a guy that has seen you naked more times than clothed?
We just had sex on an abandoned logging road while wearing snow shoes. God bless Montana boys.
You grabbed my shirt and said, "hope you're not attached" and ripped it off before I could answer you.
How do I let my trainer know I'm only at the gym so I can get in more intense sex positions?
Randomize
