Forget about socially acceptable. Make me happy instead
We had sex on the first date...do you think he thinks I'm a whore?
Yes and so do I
There's a girl in front of me with a see through white shirt on and her back says I suck bad dick. Fun night hun?
Since when does wearing a condom and going down on me make someone a gentlemen?
I want to spend time with you, and by time, I mean real time. Not your dick in my mouth time.
I already wrote the apology to my liver. He knows whats up
My near death experience also doubled as my coming out story
they all just nodded
I think my vagina is going to steal my keys and drive over there.
Hopefully she would park on my face.
The guy next to me in the library just got a call from his roommate asking him to come bail him out of jail...we need to step up our game.
You know what, don't say anything. You all made fun on me for saying I would fuck him junior year when he taught us algebra and six years later, HERE I AM.
I should start wearing my Batman shirt more often when I drink. Good things happen. All sorts of shit.
He had a step stool to get in to his bed!
I wanna riverboat gamble on your vaginal waters. Just sayin
Nah, i wasn't offended. Having a bridesmaid who you had had multiple threesomes with your future husband would be weird.
Ya, It's probably because whenever I close my eyes I see a kitten playing a banjo.
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