My cock was attacked by outdoor plants
I wonder if those guys know that i know that is a halfway house and dont just think it is some cool older guy frat house.
I just ran into the couch, vagina first.
I hope you got dinner out of it
I know it may not be fiscally responsible to pregame fifty cent night, but I'm gonna go ahead and do it anyway.
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Also, just saw a kid in a gorilla costume being questioned by a boardwalk cop. I love ocean city.
I don't want to talk about her cat for two hours only to dry hump till I'm blistered. Not worth it.
At least I look tastefully trashed. My nipples are hidden and I'm standing up.
We were Chugging coronas for the soul purpose of launching limes out of the 3rd story window, I'd say it was a good weekend
The only monogamous relationship I can keep is with my eyebrow lady...
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I've fucked him twice and literally had no idea that he's missing a thumb
You know when your cat drags a dead bird into the the house as a present and drops it at your feet looking all pleased because it thinks you'll be pleased? That's what sex with him was like.
i'm extremely hungover on the ski bus and the driver is playing abba. this. is. not. okay.
Did you throw up out the back door and cover it with paper towels?
The expiration date on my 40 is the same day as my 21st birthday
She calls him the walking dildo to his face. That relationship is already fucked up.
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