I too understand the importance of cheesy bread
so apparently i worked out for over an hour last night. drinking is the only way i will ever get anything done
she got pretty angry when i tried to superglue her fingers together.
The Fresno prostitute seemed offended all I wanted from her was directions back to the freeway.
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Dont ask, hes out back rolling around in the yard freaking out. literally just had a 15 minute conversation, only word i could make out was "yellow"
I want her autograph on my taint
when you agree to fuck a guy it does by NO means make it okay for his roommate to hide in the closet with doritos and watch
We'll find out our level of friendship after tonight. You'll be helping me move a body. My body.
The hookup that almost was... Both partys too drunk to migrate to the other.... the universe has won this one.
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100 proof captain the only man who can make me strip during a snowstorm
Just make it a game! Like 20 questions STD style.
Let's buy some Wrangler jeans and be real live men.
sometimes you just gotta eat tacobell at 2am and cry all your feelings out
My relationship: I'm wearing batman panties and a tiara right now trying to get laid and he's doing dishes.
thank you for the vibrator recommendation, i've come six times today and it's only noon
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