What do you mean when you say no pre-party sex?
and all i could think about was how mcdonalds would not be open anymore after we were done having sex
like stop trying to get a relationship out of this when i'm clearly in the drunken mistakes part of my life.
So basically he tried to get out of the car and crawl on the highway with the broken leg because he didn't want to go to the hospital. It was not a good time...then we got pizza though.
Smuggling a beer bottle full of vodka out of the bar with a tampon as a plug for the top of the bottle wasn't one of my classiest ideas... but your hangover proves it was resourceful and effective. Your welcome.
I'd be careful with that one, she got 86'd from the family dollar while SOBER.
I made him an O's fan. One pic of my tits coming out of a Baltimore shirt and it was done.
im dying and naked and this is what youre living with next year.
EW HE JUST SNAPPED ME A NUDE BUT HE CENSORED HIS DICK BY COLORING IT I DID NOT ASK FOR THIS
You suck at answering, but you did manage to avoid a fun conversation about hemorrhoids. So maybe you're great at answering.
I just got three pairs of underwear free and a bathing suit for $20 by modeling them and letting the salesman grope me a bit.
It's great being a young gay man in Chicago!
I woke up in some kids room and he introduced me to his friends at breakfast as "Monica" so I just went with it.
i guess she just walked over ass naked and peed on his laptop. gonna call an over price on that drunk sex.
I feel like everything in my life has been preparing me for my future sex robot experience
You’re so close!!!
He almost got to me tonight but then I was like fuck it I'm going to dance with a teli-tubby on the bar so fuck you
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