you know you're not getting laid when you start breaking awkward silences with quotes from Robot Chicken
week 6 of class: i have yet to go to spanish sober. i love being THAT girl.
in the practice room. just found 3 bottles of smirnoff hidden inside the piano. SO glad i didn't get into berklee...
My brain is officially off for summer until late august. If that guy wants to fuck me, he better do it soon.
Stage 55 clinger. not a typo. I cannot even believe this shit.
that was probably me. ive bitten a lot of people.
Holy fuck, spaghetti burritos are the best idea I've ever had.
Seriously, I was a high class hooker. I was snorting shit Rachel, white powder, lines formed with credit cards, the dudes house was beautiful. Magnum condom. Adorable puppy dog. Pretty sure at some point I was sleeping on a washing machine. Boxing Gloves.
Those were the highlights of my night.
and now i get to think about how i fulfill a gay man's harry potter fantasy. thanks for that
I attempted to stand up and was quickly reminded by gravity that I am the universe's bitch right now
Okay I shall begin. Thank you Swedish chef
Hurrfy smmurdshy burrfst!
That is the exact response I was looking for.
I think we need to have a day of drinking in classes. I know we don't share any, but sacrifices need to be made.
Everyone was soo nice and genuine.. Then again it coulda just been the drugs.
She wanted to get out of there before you guys woke up so she wouldn't let me find my underwear. Lol So I apologize to whoever finds that in your room.
so we have roughly decided that hes the dude all the chicks will bang in college, just so he will do their term papers
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