Take a Tylenol with a HUGE glass of water before you pass out, you'll thank me in the morning.
i dony have tylonal but i had a snickers and popcorn and a bottle of water and i am.. brushing my teeth!
my mkouth tastes houw teh zoo smelllls
I feel like tequila is Gods way of lighting my fuse to do something awesome
yeh she's definitely getting a ham and plan b omelette in the morning
You pulled me aside and handed me a plastic childrens' tea cup full of 151 and said "trust me its a great idea"
We now know how the night ended in arrest according to the flip camera I did 10 handle pulls and beer bonged a 40. My life choices are getting worse and worse this is your fault.
Dude.. full face helmets and hangovers do not mix... I am never going to get rid of the smell of puke.
Am I allowed to compare getting cum'd on the face to a warm summer rain?
Besides the kids on acid... I was the highest kid there
I would agree. Whose business is it if I like to guzzle vodka by the liter on my of time? Answer: mine.
the only joy I get out of her anymore is hitting on her friends and ignoring her. it's chaos for them. like shaking a slutty ant farm
5% want to drink juice and feel better, 95% just want to touch your butt
I feel as though I look like a mom with a substance abuse problem
I'm just gonna back away slowly and come back when there's less weird crap.
They want a bedroom just for their cats. And you thought we were gay.
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