Buhtt sex?
We need to get cat food
Nevermind, the cat will eat lucky charms
her teeth should be alot whiter from all of those blowjobs she gives
she went apple picking. why dont we do cute things like that? let's go to a pumpkin patch!
because we're not cute. we're sluts. and sluts don't go apple picking.
I had fun this weekend too. According to Web MD, my symptoms say I had a miscarriage.
He came up and told us to watch as he chugged his beer with no hands. Then asked if he could come drunk swimming with us.
You may see me wearing your shirt to class. It's because I still have the spins and I'm anticipating throwing up on it. Asshole.
Excuse me while I download incredibly disturbing porn until I'm more ashamed of myself than of my country.
i feel like i should invite him over so he can cockblock my roommate one last time before he graduates. for old times sake, ya know
Idk but she keeps giving me s'mores and I'm having a hard time caring about her alcoholism because of it
We can get high as fuck when there are no orders. If not its cool. I just figured Take Your Blunt Buddy To Work Day.
fuck that its my house. if i want to take 1 bite out of the chicken & leave the rest i fucking will. suck my dick
Happy "I'm glad our dad made us sisters and then summarily downgraded himself to sperm donor" day.
Your vagina is like Nancy Drew lately.
She just kept screaming and saying "fucking you is like fucking a mountain"
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