Sunburnt clitoris. How do I deal with it.
Oh my god it's like Minesweeper. I can tell there's sex in three of the four rooms, but which one is the safe one?
DO NOT EAT ONE OF DONOVANS WEED RICE CRISPIES. I REPEAT DO NOT EAT IF YOU VALUE YOUR EYE BALLS
Can u check his last FB check in, then come pick me up from there. Blame it on the tequila
last night we stole an a/c window unit from a frat. gonna be a great summer
Until this weekend, a man hadn't made me orgasm since the night Obama was elected. Now THAT is change I can believe in.
He is currently in a meeting and I am sexting him in Italian
And he's using Google translate to reply. Who says cross country relationships can't be fun?
The number of mornings I actually have to say out loud to myself "you must put pants on and go to work" to get motivated is...troubling.
I can't wait to get home and brush the fuck outta my teeth.
Literally.
Your the only person to come back from spring break with a non std related infection
who is the naked dude on the coffee table
thats jeff, jeff is nice so don't be rude
We almost ended up sober because of u!!
Are you going to regret this?
No I do t think so
Ok then he can enter the holy dorm temple.
sending my old camp counselor nudes. childhood memory win or new low?
walked into my room this morning clutching two empty bottles of sminoff to find my roommate's ultra conservative parents staring at my posters of naked men. fuck parents weekend.
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