The panties match.
I'll be right there.
Were you really trying to feed me potato chips while I was sitting on the toilet?
Mmmhmmm sure, nice try, but there's certain wounds that only bj's can heal
dude. i just ate tomato soup with a funnel. we're out of spoon-straws.
I want you inside of me and on top of me and under me and behind me
Basically I need you to be like god, just fucking everywhere
i think she just faxed a picture of her vag from the office copy machine... i mean what kind of sexting is that... wait is that even legal???
P.S. I just made up pleasure scepter for the purpose of that last message.
He yearns for your heart.
He needs to stop being a pussy about it.
Now I have to set an alarm for less than 6 hours from now to wake her up, get her showered and get her to her first day of tutoring a kid from her church. WTF is my life?
she hacked my macbook and downloaded an illegal version of the original pokemon red, completely nude in my computer chair. there were several levels of hornyness existing all at once
I don't have any plans for New Year's except watching anime and drinking until I can't read the subtitles anymore.
congratulations on joining the accidental bisexual club
I never knew it was coming. He was cute and nerdy, cute and nerdy, cute and nerdy, and then BAM! Best hookup ever.
Now that I'm sober I feel the need to tell you that I'm not really a fish whisperer....
I hate being the first one to text him all the time...I feel like Iook desperate to get laid when the reality is that im just really horny and he has a/c...
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