South Carolina's governor once cited "moral legitimacy" when he was a congressman voting for President Bill Clinton's impeachment. Karma is a bitch.
nah, shes just mad because we went through all her fb pics and tagged her crotch as all the guys shes fucked
woke up in nothing but a glued-on tiger tail. they used super glue.
I put so much effort into my vagina today. If i don't get laid tonight I'm gonna be pissed.
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Dude. No way. She insults the term butterface. She's a butternothing.
while we were having sex she stopped and said, "god is always watching". Then she started again with no other words said. We were fucked up.
I don't know what you drank last night but you really enjoyed the 4 egg body shots.
The fact that I found him in his Ninja Turtles t-shirt next to six empty and obviously consumed packs of EasyMac watching reruns of Becker certainly made telling him that I wanted a divorce so much easier than I had planned.
something isn't right. i offered to be his sex slave and he declined..
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Well I knew we were drunk when I told you it was a good idea to shit in the ocean
Its only.eleven and we are already chasing a man on a bike with a bag full of burger king
I gave an inspirational speech to a bum and called a bride ugly at her wedding reception.
The guys in the quick check just recognized me as the girl who bought rolling papers and whipped cream. This is the walk of shame on crack.
i was thinking shit as she was saying it. it was a sarcasm time loop
Reason # 294827284949272 i could never be a cop. I would just shoot. All the time. Ppl. Animals. Inanimate objects. Air.
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