Great. Don't do shady things like that ok?
you can still come hang out if you want
I really don't feel like watching you play video games
you should wait a day or two to break up with your girlfriend
so we can have sex in the meantime. It adds a little excitement.
What about the words "You're my personal dildo" made him say "I love you"?
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its raining. im dressed as yoda and im trick or treating alone. and i wonder why im still a virgin..
Just showed mom and dad the pics from San Francisco, while i played the Full House theme song in the background.
Just saw an old man buy two cases of keystone light, a case of milwaukee's best and a case of icehouse. Degenerate alcoholic of senior citizen of the year?
I'm so glad i pay social security
Just chased ups truck with a half wiped ass for you. You're making dinner tonight
the plan is to continue having sex with all three of them until my birthday, and then once they've given me their presents, they can find out about each other.
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no jill really. Evrything around me is talking to me. The plant, my dog, the tv,the lamp. Its amazing.
So, just in case you go to the bathroom in the middle of the night.. Sam is asleep in the first stall.
Thanks for getting me stoned. My manager started quizzing me about the menu and I struggled until he asked me to describe the tortilla soup. I said "tasty"
I like using largw condoms because they are more comfortable but also I feel bad because it's like false advertisement
me and him got disney princess makeovers at disneyworld. this is why gay guys make the best friends.
She shoved her hand down my pants and held my cock for thirty minutes in the bar. It was like she was letting all the other females know I was hers.