i just saw a midget buying condoms and graham crackers. i wonder which was the impluse buy.
How come it tastes like onions whenever I go down on her?
About tomorrow. if it dosent fit dont force it. Just pushit as far as you can and i'll wiggle the rest of the way
sometime during the course of last night, i decided to get donuts for this morning. i'm a fucking genius when i smoke.
What happened last night?
You soiled yourself again and told everybody that you'd given birth.
Improvement. She went from pretending she was the soccer ball in the world cup games and it hurt when they kicked her to passed out on the floor.
this year's halloween challenge: make audrey hepburn go from classy to slutty drunk
I can'nr wwn explain this nihght . So amnt dixks. Shitttttt.
what is the protocol for being hungover enough to vomit in a potted plant during my botany lecture?
she was trying to use her iTranslate app while we were having sex.
Im pretty sure at one point a very high you yelled, with actual tears in your eyes, "im not wrestling with you anymore, you dont respect my safe word!!"
Well u missed Autumn's newly 21 yrs old sister flashing her tits and standing on the bar last night.
I fucking love my neighbors. I offered him chocolate and somehow it turned into a sexual proposition.
He sent a video of him jacking off....class will be awkward tomorrow
Hey sorry about last night. can I come pick up my tooth?
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