What did you even date her?
because emotionally unstable girls are great in bed.
I wonder what gingers are like in bed...as awkward as their hair or just as unique as it...?
no more everclear, i just stood next to the toilet and peed my pants. then went back to the party soaking wet.
she looks like she scalped a horse for her weave
Just put a dog collar on someone's child.....was a great hit with everyone but his mom.......I think she hates me. I'm okay.with that
It's official, there's a sex tape of me floating around some high school
oh sorry. I thought "boat" was code for "penis"
Just saw you in traffic. You may have noticed me, I was the corpse driving the white car.
Here is a brilliant idea passed on from men who have that same regret. WEAR A FUCKING CONDOM ALWAYS.
Buying her a drink is like giving a seagull a French fry, all you're gonna do is get annoyed and shit on
Actually, I take that back. You can only have it if I'm allowed to French braid the mullet.
The fact that me being able to walk down stairs is an accomplishment in my books pretty much explains how I am
Maybe she'll change her mind but the "go fuck yourself" doesn't seem promising
for the record im never blowing a guy on the toilet again, that was sad and degrading
We were 6 minutes into the movie before we realized the whole movie was spoken in Italian. That level of stupidly-ripped
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