I just googled "whats above a trillion", thats how busy I am at work.
You said I was the most beatiful preggers youve ever seen...im not pregnant
i just heard one Asian kid say to another, "i bet if i could get into Harvard i could get laid all the time, my brother lost his virginity the first night there."
she was giving me head and that cheryl crow 'youre favorite mistake' song came on. she looks up and all i could do was nod
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I told my mom I had sex with him and even SHE was proud. Now that's saying something.
i licked the inside of a toilet bowl for $14. i really can't talk about my night.
Should we buy the taco bell before hand? Not having taco bell on Quattro de mayo isn't a risk I'm willing to take
I woke up with the suicide hotline number saved as 'Hot Guy Josh'
Delete that photo of me. My ass looks WAY to good it in to be on Facebook for everyone to see. You gotta earn that shit.
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Yeah i'd say someone being in the room while you're doing someone makes them eligible for fb friendship
He hasn't touched a vagina in two and a half years. THIS IS WAY TOO MUCH PRESSURE TO BE UNDER
You dropped a beer and it was like when wilson floated away. Complete with sobbing apologies
Shit, no womder she didn't wanna fuck me
Not a or good or bad impression, just that you were all basically naked playing beer bong in sombreros and ties. Casual.
My goal in life is to ruin sex for someone. To be so mindblowingly unreal that they can never find anyone like me ever again. So far it's going well.
How does a face ride mean we're back together?
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