Just mADE A PArabola og urine
Everything was going good until she wanted to update her status...You forgot to close pterodactyl porn from this morning. Clothes went back on.
Ever have a poop and think... that has no business coming out of a human? Like it looks like a sick dog's or a ferral animal's?
He told us that was the only place he could get service when we found him in the closet passed out with a beer
Real housewives of new joisy starts MONDAY. Skype session after? Virtual slap the bag?
Talk me down man. Writing a paper drunk and about to buy Celine Dion's greatest hits.
Im surprised putting the throwing knife "dartboard" next to the door didnt end up worse
My adult sexuality and some of the best memories of my childhood collided like a Pee Wee Herman wet dream.
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Gina was bawling her eyes out and then she ran into the street and peed. she kept screaming "LOOK WHAT YOUVE DONE TO ME"
Not much, just taking another sorting hat quiz while waiting for this porno to finish buffering
You're 31, how do you still outdrink all these college kids?
Practice, Irish genes, and a lack of desire to live past 40. But mostly practice.
So I'm just casually at the grocery store when I remember that there's still a clove of garlic in my vagina
I'm still not 100% sure who I'm sleeping with
And by "I love him" I mean "I want his tongue down my throat.
Lighting a fucking bong with a candle. Straight up dedication.
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