are you sure you're not interested? he's the dunkin donuts employee of the month.
I woke up on a raft in a bath tub filled with beer. excellent night.
i dont mean to point any fingers but there is a lot of urine in the kitchen
SHE has hooked up with both me and my sister. I don't even know what to say. If she goes for my parents next I may have to kill her
The guy in the next stall screamed courtesy flush and then puked. Bless you Vegas
Moment of the night: you were impatient while I paid for the tequila shots and proceeded to lick and salt MY hand for me. This is why we're roommates.
Well for starters, her tits were hairy.
We shot off some fireworks at 12 and then I orchestrated the group singing of god bless the USA all while wearing a don't tread on me flag as a cape. I repped hard.
Alright, who started the "how long till dereck gets deported from Australia" pool? I want in on that.
An don't say it's "personal preference" cause I don't buy it. I just want to have normal cool guy balls. I don't want to be the dude that's still rocking the equivalent of the "mid 90's bowl cut" of scrotum haircuts.
I swear she looks like a sloth.... I'll toss a coin...
Stumbled across a pregnancy test in my closet. Oh, the freshman year flashbacks..
I just remembered that before we left my house I vowed to stay fully clothed and I FAILED
Drunk me made cabbage burritos at 1am after going to hustler hollywood.\nI bought socks. Lol
Why the fuck is Ian Naked eating string cheese in my guest bedroom?
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