Its ok relax. i can tell ur gonna start raggin. talk 2 u next week
Its okay if i dont like him.his junk is just too good to resist.model penis,lame guy.
My toast was "here's to being positive, and testing negative... Cheers!"... after that chick gagged on her shot, everyone knew.... slut.
He said last night that he'd never had such a great conversation and such a great handjob at the same time.
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My grandmother cheats at beer pong and has been rubbing her tainted victory in my face for an hour now.
It's like God tapped him on the shoulder and said "You are now capable of giving world shattering, tear jerking head."
This popcorn tastes like salt and regret. It reminds me of the first blowjob I ever gave.
You've ruined popcorn for me.
I'm eating Swedish fish out of my boobs and watching SOA.. There is no way your Tuesday night will be better than mine.
I was going to be upset with you on moral grounds but then i realized free chocolate was involved
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Would it be weird to bake him a cake that says "sorry I peed on your bed"?
I gave his daughter swim lessons and in exchange he sold me an ounce. I feel so accomplished.
Double dirt bag award winner tonight. He picked me up in his wife's car.
it's a rainbow of FUCK YOU
I apparently ooze single. The second I left his house after break up sex five of my old booty calls text me
So i dislocated my knee but still went home and fucked his brains out. Nothing gets in the way of my sex life. NOTHING.
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