It feels like he gave my taint an indian burn.
I plan on offering nudes to any guy that wants to give me notes from the past five weeks of class
you took out flashcards at the bar and went around asking guys what totalitarianism meant.
this is really not the time to pretend we have morals
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Out of all the things I've put my penis in, this seems the most unfortunate.
It was tug of war between me and the cop. He wanted the beer, I wanted the coozie.
He showed up 3 hours late wearing roller skates and acted like nothing was wrong with that.
He will not just "come" out of the closet. He will fall out, 69ing me, with two fingers in his starving asshole, wearing cum splattered lady gaga sunglasses, weeping.
That was the greatest thing i have ever read.
I ate the most amazing corn dog today.
I will probably dream about it.
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Dude if i sent you a picture of the inside of my fridge would you be able to break down and explain everything that was in it?
I found your dog. Now we are bros, so he is staying. Don't call, don't make it weird.
At one point we were both in the bathroom and i was taking a shit while holding your hair as you puked in the sink. Friendship.
Not my fault the fence refused to just break when I ran into it.
How many Hail Marys does a girl need to say to get some quality nudes?
If he moved really quickly from "hi I've had a crush on you for years" to "send nudes" you probably were used.
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