I have been thinking about it and I am really glad we decided to order helmets.
I found out he doesn't have a facebook, twitter, or myspace. So, I'm going to actually go to his house to spy on him.
i dont know why he would complain when i touch him there.
I love the progression of these pictures. I go from cute to Courtney Love
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My dick just stopped my iPhone from falling into the toilet.
the last thing i remember saying is "hope you like body hair"
Someone at all my grapes... if it was you or one of your hoodrat friends I swear to god I'll shit in your shampoo
I started scrolling back in our texts looking for context and a picture of your dick rose like the Great Pumpkin in the middle of my screen.
I'm not saying I haven't been that drunk. I'm just saying I haven't been that drunk and then have cops buy me shots.
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WEED IS MY SPIRIT ANIMAL
That one probably shouldn't have been in caps
Also I would love to pregame at your place if I weren't stuck at mine drinking laxatives
Having to crawl on my hands and knees because I woke up with a mysterious broken foot this morning...
All i remember is looking at the bottle vodka that I was drinking and wondering how it was suddenly empty.
That may have had to do with you chugging it
Once again I let my vagina make the decisions...that and vodka :(
He’s basically a sexual superhero. A mild mannered marketing intern by day, but a very horny 22 year old with pornstar stamina at nights!
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