sooooo how many boyfriends is too many?
hey babe. i'll pick you up in my mom's car. with my mom. she has nothing to do tonight.
Do I need to let your sister outside to go pee or anything before I leave?
I tried making the sex a little better this time so right before I blew I yelled "ready or not here I come!"
I'm watching a Sinbad stand up special. Not even drugs can make this funny.
girl in the front row yawned. double jointed jaw. i know where i'll be sitting next class
I just found her phone in the quesadilla maker...
id like to know how you successfully locked me in your backseat last night
the party was called freshmen disorientation. i was just following the theme
Apparently 'she used to sleep with my brother' is not an acceptable answer to how do you know each other.
It just goes to show you, your dreams can come true. You can hook up with your dads hot married friend.
When did our fuck buddy relationship, turn into me babysitting his dog?
Just burnt my nuts with a cigarette. Don't ask. I hate life.
But yeah, that is officially the new "I just came" picture
You took a selfie with my hard dick and sent it to Scott with the caption 'Toldja'. It was hard to forget you're a teenager after that
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