My feet smell like cheese. Makes me hungry.
32 messages asking me to suck his dick. And there for a minute i thought i was desperate. ha!
Hahahaha
make that 40.
think im gonna go get a six pack before class and sit in the back of the room...
i'm so high that for the last 10 minutes i pretened my sock was a mouse, and played with it like it was legit.
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you poured 3 beers into an empty vase and then passed out, so i drank them for you. don't say i'm not a good friend.
That taco smell coming from your belly button was a huge turnoff
Today in class was pretty awsome. I dont feel like i have to throw up and im actually paying attention. This is a first for friday
Just got blown whilst getting my high score on bejeweled blitz. There's still a month and a half left of summer and my bucket list is empty...
bars should really give you discounts for bringing your own shot glass
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Today might be the day that I legitimately throw up in my saxophone.
Is it ironic that the girl with the horse face is also on the equestrian team?
Ya well my good-girl image was pretty much blown when he found out I'm going to jail soon.
If I die, let him know that his penis was the last penis I saw. And I'm happy about that.
22 is way too old to still be having "thank god I think I'm getting my period" days
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