im pretty sure i tried to attack the vending machine last night
lol who won
well im in the hospital right now so u tell me
Woke up naked in another mans house. If that keeps happening, then I probably need to go gay. You know to make it ok.
just got the results back. i love his dick even more now i know its clean
Dude. Apparently I just smoked some stuff that's used for Nigerian spirit quests.
Well there's nothing more unattractive them a naked, soft man crying
Oh good your over him
I'm so bored right now i'm literally Googleing all the possible ways to get high with household items as my mom is sitting in front of me..
She clicked her fingers, said "here boy!", and pointed at her vagina.
her tits were more amazing then brown bears with armor and guns that fire bullets of Justice that destroys inequality.
So his roommate walked in on us, went upstairs to tell her bf she has found a new use for the rafters & they must try it.
Our sibling relationship has really blossomed into a wonderful mutual acceptance of sluttyness
ok so i got home drunk and was cleaning my kitchen and i was shaking out the throw rug and dropped it out the window, i'm sorry
How did you interpret 'wheat thins' from 'vaginal trauma'?
dude if looks could fuck you two would've been naked in front of everybody
Get over your kidney infection all ready. You have been sober for too long.
Don't know where this pizza came from but i got breakfast in bed
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