i might even pee on it at walmart i am so nervous
We did it and he fell asleep and I was bored so I decided to go back to the party...is that bad?
You don't even know the meaning of faking an orgasm until you sleep with an uncircumcised ginger.
Its official, drinking for 15 hours counts as a suicide attempt
i threw up in a box in my own lap driving today.
Take my keys. Load me into the vehicle. Drive. Get food. Come back. These are my demands.
i just remember explaining why my socks were better than everyone elses.
I asked if he wanted to sext and he just started sending me pictures of his beard.
I had to help him get his zipper down in front of his dad so he could pee in the bushes. That Is what moonshine does to you.
This guy is trying to get me to do some acrobatic gymnast shit just so he can see "my tight hole." I'm too big to be sweating in my own damn bed. Shittttt.
Antibacterial soap and prayers does not for spermicide make
What kind of friend would I be if I didn't make you hate things you once loved?
You woke up in between the boxspring and the matress in a random dorm room.
theres a canoe in our lawn. we dont own a canoe.
it was the only safe place
woke up with 4 bruises, 2 hickies and a bad case of rug burn. texans are dangerous.
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