Some guy with no shirt on and his pants undone informed us he was kicked out of the cab
I asked him why, and he had absolutely no idea.
I un-blacked out around 7am watching J.lo videos on youtube
If burritos were dicks, we'd have a serious relationship problem on our hands. Just saying.
Her eyes are really red like she jus got out of the hospital and shes coughing ...80 ppl at her school do have swine flu dude
So your saying just a blow job?
i love insurance, just had an iv with 4 bags of fluid, 2 shots of finagrin and a 2 hour nap . woke up without a hangover. all for $20
Why's my alcoholism being used to prove a point?
He tried to say the picture wasn't him. Like I'd forget his curved boner.
All I can think about is getting a lawsuit and chocolate
Apparently as she was dragging me out of the club, I was clinching onto this european guy screaming at Jenna: that's the 12th time you've cockblocked me tonight
The fuck-me-pumps were hot, the XL hoody kinda ruined it.
NOLA update. Went to Corey Smith at the house of blues last night. Drank PBR and took lots of shots of Jack. Too drunk, cabbed it to the hotel and fell asleep while having sex. Not my finest moment. Now I'm in court. I can't wait to be your attorney.
the shoes thing blows my mind idk how the fuck i did that and im also missing 4 of my birth control pills like did i drunkenly decide to overload my body with estrogen
She looked so much better when u didn't look at her and the music was too loud to hear her
Hey, before I head out, whats your policy on casual drug use and one night stands?
His penis is the only thing worth pursuing but all the baggage attached isn't.
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