Omg! Love it! Cant find L*****
What!!?? Like after last night you lost her?
Yea me and L***** came back to out hotel at 3am to regroup then went back out; police and 2 bars later, I don't know what happened. Vegas is nuts!
Just filled up my pledge keg goblet with coffee at bp. They can judge all they want. At least I'm not killing baby dolphins.
It's amazing how much better one feels once you put something in your vagina.
The dumpster is full of naked people swimming. I'm going to join.
He's acting like I should like him more than vodka and Taco Bell, but I just don't ser that happening.
So I did end up texting him last night... I asked him how he felt about haircuts... not sure where I was going with that one?
And they were awkwardly all over each other in a Christian way.
I got written up at work for smelling like sex and vodka. Still not sure how they put that into professional terms.
I need a straight guy to pretend to be my boyfriend for 30 minutes so that I can pull off an act of petty vengeance. Interested?
Well you fished my watch out of a possibly vomit filled toilet so I think we're bros now.
come over we're fb stalking guys who were dressed as bananas last night because i can't remember which one i blew
he threw his shirt and suit jacket out the window of the uber going home
he threw an umbrella that he ripped out of the table at the fence like he was harpooning a whale while the owner of the bar was outside then tried to blame it on an old man...
When the dude you brought home from the bar on Thanksgiving leaves before you wake up ... #thankful
At one point did I say I have a doctorate in fuck u?
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