But honestly u used to be a cool guy and lately uve been superame(734): Superlame
i bet jesus would rush if he went to usc
Totally just grabbed the wrong dick. Damn this tequila.
I feel like now would be a good time to apologize for vomiting in your eye
He's going to regret telling me he doesn't care if i shave or not...
I Know I'm the drunk girl in the trunk right now, BUT PLEASE LISTEN TO ME!
I gained confidence after I found out she was a lesbian. At least that way I could flirt with her and convince her to buy me taco bell after the bar
You played a drinking game to fat people crying. It's a long climb to the moral high ground, why bother?
Sad Megan is Sad
Have you been drinking my beer?
First week back and I made to one class, its gonna be okay after all.
The cops raided her house the day before class even started
Those assholes are becoming so efficient
I just power smoked 3 bongs, ate hot cocoa mix before making hot cocoa, and realized James Spader's character on The Office reminds me of your mom.
And regarding bottomless mimosas stopping at 1 pm, there was a chick who drove her car into the back of the bar. Blame that bitch, not you peeing in the koi pond.
HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT
So I just ran in to the Couger you saw me take home last month who i haven't talked to since then at Wawa and she was PISSED.. APPARENTLY i fucked her niece last week
well, i found him passed out on a picnic table two miles away with a lit cig in his hand...he had a rough night
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