just saw a prosititute with a baby stroller...question is...if the baby wakes up is the blow job free?
i'm lost and i look like a hooker
I wonder sometimes what your vagina thinks about you.
He managed to get his pants on, so the cop just sat there facing us with his lights shining in the car. I made shadow puppets.
You know, last years football game was epic, but seeing the same girl that gave you a bj in the parking lot, in the same parking spot...that's fate.
You ass. You're not the one who bought me flowers, so obviously you will not be the recipient of the blow job of gratitude.
I bet he'd be real motivational during sex. And he'd probably make you call him superman.
Laying on a pile of just out of the dryer clothes because this is NOT real life.
Sex in the moonbounce later?
This is why I love you.
Got high again and all I want to do is wave this flag around
I totally have a huge crush on him though which is fucking up my "classy she-demon with limited feelings" vibe
I woke up in the basement of a pizza restaurant... I would say the tequila hit me pretty hard.
Got 3360 Shoppers points for buying Plan B. I guess this all worked out for the best.
she said that no one there was hot enough for her so she then proceeded to give the passed out person a lap dance because he was "her type."
I'm sorry i showed you my boobs.. I probably shouldn't have done that.
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