Ps there is totally a drug addled prostitute in olympic pizza asking for change for a 100 bill
All these guys look like the American Apparel version of Jesus...
Is it weird if i grunt like Tim Taylor when im having sex AND grilling steaks??
Woke up to sesame street reruns and a $62 pizza bill. Never again. I mean it this time.
Isn't that the only thing she's good at? Complaining and blow jobs?
It's really awkward/depressing when you are wearing heels larger than his dick
you're close to getting here right? Because if you're still not here and I have to get dressed to answer the door for the pizza guy, i'm tipping him $100 on your credit card to spite you
the caf people were giving us weird looks and she yelled ITS A LIFE STYLE
I just saw that blonde chick you wanna bang rolling down the hall wearing a Thor mask..
Wow. We're meant to be..
Brandon just showed up at my place with a florida state cheerleader he met in vegas durin spring break. His life is a fucking movie
I just wish I had a snapshot of his attempted front flip off the bar. There are some things that are worth getting a life ban for, and the moment of impact with his foot and that lady's face was one of those things.
His crazy is a thing to be cherished
For a guy who came before his dick was out of his pants, he gave surprisingly good head.
I'm in the upstairs bathroom. I went to the bathroom after class and realized this is not a shit I want to have publicly. I ran home. We can go to lunch, just give me a min
woke up with 4 bruises, 2 hickies and a bad case of rug burn. texans are dangerous.
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