how are you gonna miss the world cup? other than the olympics it's our last way to assert our dominance over China after this economic bull shit
I dont want to tell you. Lets just say that a lot of things are reminding me of your dick right now
I've never had a better reason to do blow of a Pittsburgh strippers ass than to try and keep pace with my dad.
he came within less than a minute of me blowing him. this was our second night hanging out in a row. for an almost 30 year old italian man, he is NOT living up to his country's reputation
I found bruises on my neck from barfing out the window.
Started with us just having a beer. Now Ivan lit a torch to walk to the store, Ben smashed a 26 in the parking lot, and they're throwing broken shot glasses. Fratio Friday is something.
I feel like i could break down a fucking wall with this boner
Soooo, coming over soon?
I just let my hand run under cold water for five minutes. I couldn't stop staring at it and the only things I could think about were how amazing it felt, how cool water was, and what a wonderful world it is that we live in. Reasons why I don't smoke...
I WANT TO. I JUST IMAGINE HIS BEAUTIFUL BLONDE HEAD INBETWEEN MY LEGS AND I BREAK DOWN AND START CRYING.
Oh yes there is. Now I'm the sad one. Please organize my life. And I will demoralize yours.
WHY AM I CRAWLING IN OLDER MEN HOLY JESUS
Proudest moment of my life. Just watched a guy walk into the side of a car because I winked at him. Love these yoga pants and my hair. Fuck yes. His mouth was hanging open.
It's acceptable to bring him back to my parents house and fuck on the couch right??
Between randomly bursting into tears and the reappearance of my lost sex drive, this break up has left me bizarrely damp.
I'm not drunk or hungover and I don't have to work. My body is sooo confused!
Randomize
