i would have smoked before this dance, how ever i have surgery Monday and I looked up weed and anesthesia and fatalities was mentioned, so i decided that it would be a bad idea
probs a good idea
i like the whole idea of life and being alive
you sure you're not high?
arguing about whether his trip to england or my trip on acid was better
don't think this is any sort of attachment thing but if I'm going to throw up regularly at your house, I'm going to keep a tooth brush there
i cant text you anymore tonight, God gave me two hands for two cups
You know the party was great when the birthday girl gets arrested
I knew he cared when I got his text "happy birthday to the girl who gives phenomenal head"
The only thing I remember is doing a toddlers and tiaras dance routine onstage. I fucking CURTSIED.
OMG stop. Pretty feet? Sparkle baby!
On my way, five mins. Is the line long? Do you think they will they hold a pumpkin at coat check?
Well we were going to compare notes, but all I could remember was throwing up, and all she could remember was kissing, so then we decided to not compare anything.
Now I don't feel like I'm sweating cheeseburger all the time.
He compared my ass to "a 13 year old track star's ass." Umm WTF? Is that supposed to be a compliment? And when I questioned boy or girl he said "either."
why did you put a dildo on the ceiling fan
the dildo had a suction cup and we had a ceiling fan what did you expect?
I am passing the whore torch on to you my friend. Do me proud
You know the bunny onesie you sent me? Happy Halloween, I just did the hop of shame.
He's hot, clean, can actually cook, and best of all isn't a narcissistic prick. I found a unicorn.
Ride that fucker.
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