Yeah, it wasn't as bad as I thought. I tried not to clench and things went pretty smoothly.
I just saw Ann slam dunk her puke bag into a trash can on Avenue A. You ladies might want to consider putting the Patron shots down and going home.
Who would have sex with her? She looks like she shops at baby gap
Being this Hungover on Easter has brought my closer to Jesus... I swear he had to feel shitty like this after coming back from the dead
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who knew that a girl that let me piss on her within 20 minutes of meeting her would get upset i couldn't remember her name.
Well we didn't hook up. Maybe from his girlfriend's point of view, but not mine.
dude a monday night stripper made you motorboat her. you should get that checked out
Accidentally peeing a little on the couch in the middle of a sneeze is way different from railing a random on our waffle counter. I am the better roommate.
That point of drunk where you're in a bar bathroom and you're like "F*ck you bra! I'm not taking your sh*t anymore! and you take it off and throw it in a trashcan.
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Im gonna wear a random assortment of things for Halloween, guy with the most creative answer gets laid
She was doing hand motions and used straws from drinks like those airport light batons to have me back my "747 jumbo dick" towards you.
You know darned well I have a well-documented weakness for redheads, Subway and hand-drawn graphic novels.
He's got that kind of dick that just MAKES me cheat on my boyfriend. It deserves a trophy. Really you should give it ride sometime.
I was supposed to see Marcus tonight and he cancelled. Listen, I shaved my butt hole. Somebody is getting this WAP 😂😂😂😂
It’s official. I’ve hooked up with all three brothers now
You should go after Dad now
I should! He’s definitely middle age fuckable
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