Don't go all Obama on me. George Bush this decision and just do it. Thinking's for the morning after
I am 90% sure the kid in front of me in class is picking his face spots, smelling it, and then eating it. That is a LOT of % sure for something like that.
dude. how can brian from family drink at fucking bars? he's a dog and definitaly doesn't have pockets.
I've officially moved beyond college drinking. I just got business drunk at an internship seminar.
I just found 3 condoms in my math textbook... in the probability section... Under dependent and independent events...
Is it a bad thing that the only time i wear nice clothes to class, is when i get too fucked up the night before and wear the same clothes i went out in?
watching "look who's talking now." getting choked up at the end when they find each other at the cabin
doesn't that movie star kirstie alley and have talking dogs in it? new low...even for you
I'm seriously gonna die surrounded by a million cats and an unbroken hymen
he put $150 on the cabs dash so 9 of us could pile in and ride 3 blocks to the apartment.
We lost track of him for only 10 min and he gets kicked out for sneaking into the kitchen and trying to operate the deep fryer.
remember our old mantra: why can't life be as easy as we are?
sounds like it. if it makes you feel better i blew up a $75000 farm tractor last night.
The sense of comroderie I've built with my liver over the course of this semester is beautiful
I apparently asked the cab driver to show us his dick and then he showed me a picture of his girlfriend
I don’t have enough daddy issues for this shit, make him go away
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