sometimes I think that if I just met him. he would have a crazy realization and fall madly in love with me. what do you say? I'm not just another fan.
BEES IN MY FUCKING PANTS. HELP.
Can the rest of this semester just go by as a montage?
I swear it started with good intentions but then my slutty side took over and we started playing strip checkers
thats the sluttiest christmas spirit ever.
I'm puking to John Mayor, save me. Or at least change it to somethong beyyt
And I kind of want to stare at skinny jonah hill like a weird zoo exhibit lol.
Ita all starting to make sense i need vodka like i need air
Quick question. How did my clothes end up in your room on your bed and I end up outside your room naked on your couch?
Some dude with an OSU jersey just kissed him in the face in front of everyone. I should mention he's wearing a Panda costume. And has already been offered $20 for his suit by Plushies for oral sex.
i liked you for your lack of ambition and abundance of weed
The moment when you go to plug in someone else's phone in your car and your lube is in the way. Don't mind that it's just my center console car lube. Normal.
I just want to hook up with Ed Sheeran. Why does it have to be so difficult?
Your the only girl I know that carries a $1100 purse with tater tots inside
I woke up while she was taking a panoramic photo of my morning wood
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