I'm pretty sure that every show on ABC Family could be turned into a drinking game.
I hate having morals and standards the next morning.
so after morning sex, she rolled a joint and turned on sports center
you might have found the rare bro goddess. i thought they were myth
I would pay so much money for a video of you fucking a sheep
Even if you were sober, spitters are STILL quitters, end of story.
She's going to get preggers, drop out of school, and end up working at mcdonalds. Great for our mcdoubles habit but bad for her future.
My stomach is revolting cause i have put food in it and no alcohol.
If you can get laid in a rudolph onesie you are doing something right my friend.
You were typing for me while I was hyperventilating into a paper bag on the floor.
it's just weird to think of you as a teacher since ive seen you throw up raspberry bacardi in my parents house
Came home to my roommate drinking a 40 in the shower. Chugging with his hair still fully shampoo'd.
We had sex on the tiger blanket while I was wearing my Ukrainian shirt and my ass touched the Ukrainian flag. Happy 25th Ukraine!
i just went to hell in the tanning bed. i think god is giving me a preview of what is in store if i keep getting drunk everyday.
I feel asleep with my contacts in, with my arms wrapped around a bottle of vodka. Also... Do we have class today?
My boss walked into my office and gave me a toothbrush and tips for dealing with sex hair. She knows what’s up
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