Getting food. Want anything?
Vagina. Double meat no buns. I have the secret sauce
my drunken desire to be gossip girl continues to ruin friendships for me
you drank a bottle of vodka and then while throwing up in my toilet you kept reminding me our hs reunion was in 2 yrs and it was time to start getting thin again anyway
he asked me if i wanted "a hit" off his inhaler. its definitely time for a new roommate
They had an entire room dedicated to passed out people. It was like a dogpile of cross faded toddlers drooling on each other.
I'm sure it was awkward. I've never had a professor expose parts of them to me before.
there were staples in my comforter. what kind of sex did we even have?
There is a hole in her door about 2 inch in diameter. You may see me on YouPorn
Cocaine can totally be concealed as MAC finishing powder. Drug dealer creds just went up 120 percent
Yes... I'll kill two birds with one crazy ecstacy filled night.
The only thing I remember from last night is being naked in his bed if that's not summer drinking at it's finest then I don't wanna live anymore
Lesson learned. Don't roleplay with a real knife.
I just used my vibrator to scratch my back. This being single shit is for the birds
He was about to go in...and he fell off the bed. Ruined mood!
I just woke up naked in a bed with your brother. WHAT THE HELL HAPPENED TO NOT LETTING EACH OTHER DO STUPID THINGS?
You fucked my brother?!
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