official worst smell ever. a used condom that has gone through the dryer.
Yo I'm texting you while getting a bj. I know, I'm the man. Told her I was texting my mom in the hospital.
Your kinda stuck between a rock and his hard dick on this one..
DONT TAKE THE KEG OUT OF THE HOT TUB I NEED A PICTURE OF ME DOING A KEG STAND ON IT
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Just checked my recent transactions online. Between the hours of 1 and 3am on September 30th, I went to 7/11 4 times. Unacceptable.
I cant do that to my vagina yet. its my prize posession.
I was in the bathroom puking up mountains of tequila and when he came to help me, I held the door shut and kept yelling at him to let me be a lady.
It looks like a tornado ripped through our living room and scattered clothes everywhere.
Count the bras. It was a category 3 whorenado ... I convinced the lesbians to come back to the apartment for a bottle of wine.
Maybe next year when I'm 30 I will be over puking at lunch on Fridays. Maybe
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
It's always appealing to be able to say to someone "I banged your mom"
The hat, the beard, the hard posing - like who does he think he is?
A bag of dicks
That's dating life
I shouldn't have to tell you to stop throwing knives at me.
So after the absinthe shots_____(fill in the blank area for me please)......
My fart just smelled like the inside of white castle, I mean spot on, no difference whatsoever.
He's a downgrade and it was quick. But it was dick nonetheless.
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