Its not alright that i make out with a manican.
my girlfriends now gay ex-boyfriend kissed me. tell maddie i can't hangout today
he sent me a naked picture of himself. things got awkward really quickly. but on a positive note he shaved his chest
I was high and he had on a gorilla suit. Of course I had to take a picture with him
Your a disgrace to smokers everywhere
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I hope our bodies realize that workaholics starts tomorrow and will be well enough to handle the hell we are going to put them through. amen.
I'm gonna take a nap by the fireplace and pretend like I know what day it is.
A Morman just tried to recruit me and I told him "Trust me, you don't want me"
The fact that you got a stranger guy to buy you a pizza off tinder makes me feel amazing
I wiped my ass with some girl's sock, I would honestly admit if I hate Caitlin's sandwich.
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After a crazy night, morning sex is just trying to find a position where you can thrust without getting seasick.
Erin was right. There were bees at the after hours.
did anyone ever come to your door asking about the blood on the floor?
I purposely left my thong and accidentally left my ethics book, hairspray and most of my dignity.
I think part of my soul drowned in beer and/or jack daniels last night.
Fuuuuuck dude, he’s got #Excel in his Facebook bio; I’m screaming
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