My family just had an in depth argument about the meaning of chodes
Vibrating panties would be amazing during this conversation!
Yeah i mean there's 3 guys fighting over me. It would just be bitchy of me not to get with at least 1.
so apparently we got drunk enough at the reception to rip the center pieces apart and use the flower vases as "fancy glasses"
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
so just incase I die tonight I'm making a list of people that I don't want to be let in to my funeral
you only had a canadian ten, but you said it was all good cuz you would just by molson.
He got so drunk that he tried hitting on a girl using nothing but his Samuel L. Jackson soundboard application on his Iphone
I said geronimo as I came I'm not sure if he appreciated the doctor who reference or was just confused
you're the one asking for my vibrator at 4 in the morning so reconsider your life
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I have discovered my latent superpower. If a friend is dating a bi chick they will inevitably try and talk me into a threesome.
Today is National Blunt Day in the Great State of Me. Come ovah
Day one of being single and I've came three times. I can get used to this.
I have a burn on my hand, I'm covered in bruises, I think my toe is broken, and I have no clothes to wear home.
I love how my parents bring water bottles filled with vodka on family trips
if they didn't want us to do blow at uni, why would they make textbooks so smooth?
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