I dont think problem is the right word. Problems arent something you enjoy. Life would be too boring without gambling.
he looks like a really good dad on facebook
Don't you hate it when all three people suddenly sober up in the middle of a threesome. Awwwwkward.
He said to me this morning that we should finish these beers, go and get plan B then on the way back, go to the pub to celebrate the death of our baby. I love Manchester.
I've started making all these amazing things...like bananas rolled in doritos..bandritos.
What kind of costume was that supposed to be??
I'm an orgasm trader!
Now I can't unsee my hot boss's under-boobs. Monday will be awkward.
Pics or STFU
easter 2014 is on 4/20 THIS IS NOT A DRILL YOUR FAMILY WILL EXPECT YOU TO BE HOME AND SOBER I REPEAT THIS IS NOT A DRILL
Oh, and one of the worst parts... his name was Mario. I fucked a Nintendo character.
Apparently you can unlock an iPad by doing a line on the lock screen I'm about to bust that myth
It's just unfortunate that I still have the image of him having sex with me fresh in my mind
We had a quickie at work in the office. He walked out before me, and I fell asleep while waiting a few minutes to walk out. Yeah. He's got that change your life dick
sex on a trampoline, in the rain, on ecstasy, just thought you should know.
Fuck man, I am really high rn and all I've eaten is different forms of pie
Only if I get to be Gritty
How would you be Gritty for a fantasy hockey league?
Don't worry about it.
Randomize
