Party's warming up, a tranny just got here...
Is it possible for Craig Seger to wear a normal suit and not look like an asshole on national tv?
i just googled "who won the civil war" . how can i still have a 97% in this class?
my friend asked What a UTI was in front of everyone, letts just say his girlfriend was a lil pissed
just walked past a group of stoners who were staring open jawed in the spice aisle. tonight they will stumble upon something amazing.
when i grow up i'm putting garbage disposals in all showers of my house so when you vomit in the shower its easy clean up
Also, never say you're cool with a threesome if they ask. That shit's a trap.
I had this image of some guy in a taco truck down by the IMA accosting you for a peep show.
He took the bartender's challenge and took a Jello shot with a tarantula frozen inside.
Dude a gay guy just Sparta kicked this Samoan guy for calling him a flamer you need to get down here the free kamakazee shots haven't even started yet
I ate icecream cake off your tits for my birthday, if that's not love I don't know what is.
DROP EVERYTHING! Gatta go get tested for herpes, lets make an adventure out of it.
A guy just picked up ur brother and carfied him away singing and im slight concern
Never let me go online shopping while drunk. I now own 2 baby cribs. I have no children
Why are there four guys spooning on the living room floor?
They're still there? Shit. They were supposed to leave after they hugged it out.
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