woke up to moans and hushed"we can't do this with him in here." hope they had a good time
that's not even the weird part though. he already knew where the bathroom was, he might have been here before..
Bathrooms are cool, I think Im just gonna hang out here for a bit.
omg. MEgabus. stoned.
Theres these two guys talking.
Pizza toast. It's like pizza but on toast. BC we are broke. OMG its so good.
You would never do this sober.
Not every day do you see a hooker getting arrested at noon. Just kidding, we live in Reno.
With 4 extra seconds dedicated to the dong.
These kind of text worry me.
I just want to drink cheap wine and throw my bra at an aging singer songwriter
The only person who DOESN'T think it's a horrible idea to sleep with my ex is my therapist. Obviously I trust her judgement above all others.
anyone can pick a bar fight and pick up a waitress at a bar, not everyone hangout with two wolves. TWO WOLVES.
Ran into my statistics professor at the bar, he chugged a car bomb and yelled "x bar mothfucker!". On average I'm loving this PhD program.
Is it weird to smoke a bong with a client from work?
In fairness you've introduced me to a lot of people I've only met once, for like 5 seconds, while drunk
She's licking the vodka she spilled off the desk
Aaaaand now she's drinking it out of the shot glass like a cat
What part of the grouping of the words "anal beads" confuses you?
Randomize
