Calvin and Hobbes are double-teaming a butterfly. They're in the bathroom, and drawing a crowd.
i think the cat found all the blow we lost...
once i realized i was actively trying to drink the beer i was sweating out of my body i knew it was time to go to bed
he rolled over in his sleep, called me a hoe and then grabbed my crotch. some things never change, asleep or not.
Somehow "stranger danger" turned into making out with a 25 year old on burbon street.
No, he went to go get condoms. The least I could do was chug two beers before he got back
Its a first. Never been peed on in a line to concert. First time for everything.
She kept telling me it was a squirtgun.
But if you were going to pour a liquid on your naked body in fall its definitely pumpkin inspired something.
I would steal a car if I knew it had wheat thins in it
is it necessary to steal the whole car?
I thought my broken hand would put a damper on Halloween, but fake costume eyelashes and hydrocodone are kinda fun at the same time.
Compositionally, that's actually a really nice picture.
And your penis looks really nice too.
I just put on my bra while peeing. I fear this will be my big achievement of the day.
My chance to home wreck was right in front of me and I didn’t grab it by the balls
Forget about letting a 70-year-old man suck on my tits for coke... telling my new boyfriend about it was the poor life choice.
The Adderall says yes, but my body says no.
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