I think my emotional moodswings have reached a new low. I cried for the entire duration of changing my tampon.
She went to college and exploded out of the slut closet.
I think he just gave me the 'I used to fuck your sister' discount
I may have been hammered and in a wheelchair but I definitely remember asking the hospital reseptionist to marry me
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He took me to the bathroom in the gay bar to "just cuddle." Fool me once, shame on you. Fool me twice...well...
its official. the only way for my hair to look good is to blow somebody
Sometimes I wish I could open my skin and just take a little peek at my liver. You know, just to see if it's rotten yet or still perfect looking.
Home. Hour long discussion with mom. Very frightened. Eating a sausage. Don't remember making it. Confused.
We haven't been trashed enough to shut down a bar together in four days. I'm starting to worry that we're growing apart.
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Ive been high since the plane left the ground in Los Angeles and Ive been in Chicago. Right now, Im on a train headed towards downtown to go to an anime convention. At this point, I am just taking life as it comes, furries and all.
Let's go. I'm waiting for my time to shine among the stars of never never land. Make sure you bring my Peter Pan costume this time. Shit's bout to get real glittery.
You were drunkenly dancing with a statue you affectionately referred to as "The Captain." I wasn't going to deny your happiness.
First Peyton Manning retires, and now the most interesting man in the world is retiring for Dos Equis. This is the worst week of my fucking life.
I'm eating go-gurt and drinking beer alone in the dark. This is why you shouldn't marry young.
Was not aware that standing loudly up off the couch and loudly, drunkenly slurring "I'M EIGHTEEN NOW BITCHES" counted as a primitive mating call.
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