yeah it was kind of like, i'm 27 and still live in a frat house.. you honestly expect me to have "moral fiber" and a "conscience"
she pooped in my shower. pooped. woke me up and said she thought she farted but it wasnt a fart i went back 2 sleep and found it hours later. no longer hooking up w chicks my moms age.
Just had another dream about being on Real Chance of Love. I think it's a sign.
Can someone please explain to me how I got rugburn on my tits?
I was in holding with a guy that got a DUI on a hover round. He was so nice. We're hanging out tonight.
She walked in, looked at the bed, sniffed, sighed, and went to grab her cleaning supplies. I'd say she knows.
Cops said there's a crazy dude with a mask in my neighborhood. Don't get stabbed.
If he was naked that was me.
animal crackers drenched in taco bell mild sauce... surprisingly delightful
breakfast of champions
breakfast of stoners
I don't care if he got kidnapped by a cult one time he is a dick
There's a drag queen here that reminds me strongly of you. You should try crossdressing.
I'm unsure as to how you were able to snapchat me with your hands duck taped to beer, but I appreciated it nonetheless.
This Alex the guy who suck your belly ring
OMFG. JUST WALKED IN ON A DUDE JERKING IT IN THE MCDONALDS BATHROOM
Stall or urinal?
so after 3 days of looking i found the keg...looks like somebody tried burying behind the garage
i bet he makes cat noises to excite himself.
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