i waited two years for her to sleep with me. it just didnt seem worth it.
she lost her virginity three hours after you dumped her.
are you serious?
I tried ok? my penis just doesnt like her as much as my mother does
thanks. im glad you find me better in your comparison between me and fat girl porn.
he forgot there was a midterm today. i watched him break his own finger to get out of it.
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I most definitely just found a video on my phone that I accidentally took... You can't see anything and all you can hear is me talking about how good your water was... And then I fed it to you... And used the word "eloquent" to describe it.
You went to a drug deal in a onesie.
I mean I'm not saying I have my life together but I did just put nerds in a bottle of champagne and then drank from the bottle
Just looked for hours for the remote. Found it in my purse. I need to drink less.
Just smoked the bong while taking a dump. I love living by myself.
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I just used my vibrator to scratch my back. This being single shit is for the birds
I'm fine with our borderline lesbian behavior.
But did u die
I found an onion in my purse
Somehow my family started talking about sex toys at breakfast.
I really wish you were home bc youre the only friend I could ask to use an at home waxing kit on my vagina. I need you.
I would really like it if you guys got out of my bush
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