he shaved USA in his pubs
After 10 years all I have gotten is one bra pic, at this point I should be able to draw your cervix from memory
i feel like arbor mist is too classy for that. you need a colt 45
Yeah you're right. The one time when arbor mist is too classy
How did currency from Costa Rica make it's way into my wallet...?
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he aimed his bare ass at the sparkler, farted, and it really did work...i love 4th of july anal fire works
I found them in the kitchen microwaving bottle rockets chanting U.S.A U.S.A U.S.A
Went biking. Saw homeless guy beating in the park. Thought of you <3
dude, i warned you that using a card to pay for my hotel room was a bad idea. You deserve the extra $600 in cleaning fees
I'm not pregnant. Security came before he could.
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Last I saw, they went for a smoke and only one came back. He passed out outside. I'm glad he's only 120lbs. I left him on the rug still. My mom is gonna be pissed.
You screamed at oncoming traffic , "five dollars to punch this guy in taint!".
HE'S LICKING FROSTING OFF OF THE EIGHTEEN YEAR OLD BOY
Thanks to that wedding, I got to use the term "finger bang" more than I have since high school.
I'm about to eat a honey mustard chicken salad on the toilet while I try to shit. You really think I care about what "kind of guy he is?" The fuck out of here.
If you don't care, I don't. Good luck finding prince charming.
Got kicked out of the club and woke up at a frat house. Good night? Couldn't tell you. I got a date out of it I'm glad someone thinks my drinking problem is cute.
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