The guy asked if i had a problem w/set schedules
I think im pregnant
I think you have the wrong number
theres a boy scout troop on my plane. right now theyre playing wilderness games. let me just tell you how excited i am to hit on all of them
you gave the police officer your chanel wallet and said 'just keep it the i.d. is fake too'.
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its impossible for me to find something that fits my tits my muffin top and my ass all at the same time
i think that after ALREADY drinking that much, the tube shots may have been a bad idea.. i mean afterall, i did wake up and find my cell phone IN the bonfire the next morning.
When he left he said something to the effect of "well now that I've been used..." I think he may be on to me.
I miss living with her. She was the only person who was a bigger train wreck than I am.
Out of all the people in the house to show their tits at mcdonalds to try and get free food, they picked those two?
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I have tan lines from my nipple rings.
How about we just fuck in random places all around campus, and skip the boring relationship part?
Its a cash in stratch tickets to afford cigarettes and coffee kind of friday
I slapped him but he didn't wake up. He just nuzzled my head, hugged me closer, and smiled.
well he never texted me back and the pizza I took my rage out didn't deserve such malice
sweet Jesus, who thought 13 martinis was a good idea? 11 was probably sufficient.
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