He still wants to giggity, regardless of his girlfriend. So...I guess I'm happy again.
Being college poor has reached a new low. I am giving up on masturbating so i can save money on toilet paper
He just kept telling me how to do certain things. It was like I was fucking my sex ed teacher
Nothing ruins a good sext like too many emoticons
all but 2 of were put on probation for disorderly conduct. i know, visiting a hospital when your drunk is really stupid but it seemed like such a good idea at the time
swear to god, "it seemed like a good idea at the time" is gonna be on your epitaph
and my attempt at hiding my drunkness from my parents included walking into the wall as soon as they let me into the house.
As i lay in bed, clutching my face, i'm starting to believe your dick in my eye story.
His dad asked what he was doing so he texted his FATHER a picture of me wearing his shirt in his bed.
I'm dressed like a deranged cupcake. Let's get fucked up.
You were on shrooms and "the trees are crazy green!" is all you could manage.
I can't help but feel like we would be friends still if my phone didn't always capitalize BUTTLOAD...
I was dancing with a blow torch in one hand and a bowl of weed in the other
You are not going to get a pat on the back from me for not fucking that 40 year old again.
Am I the only one who saw the used condom in the driveway this morning
i have to pee so bad and he is sleeping and idk where the bathroom or my clothes are!!!
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