So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
If I pass out leave the food near me so i can wake up to it
fyi, we didn't break up, we just downgraded to occasional sex without ever talking about it.
theres a difference between trying to make someone happy and letting them fuck you in the ass
he convinced me that i wont have to do the walk of shame bc he has to go to jail in the morning
I recommend just blowing him. It's always the way to go.
The bar owner gave me permission to push people into the pool. I'm never going to leave Los Angeles
dude. this chick is staring at me like i gave her brother herpes.
I dunno. It's not as good as 'devourer of cocks' but I suppose few things are.
She texted me shhh....im drunk, secret booty call...how could i say no?
I have got to stop letting people hang ornaments from my nipple ring.
Tis the season.
Yes, yes I will fake crap in his house for you.
Haha I had a heart to heart with a stripper so I would say it was a success?
I'm literally about to create a tinder account. Just so someone drives me to get food.
Stop making fun of my hookups!
Stop getting hookups that I can make fun of!
Randomize
