I just figured it out. Meghan has the same smile as Sylvester Stallone.
How do you get a cum stain out of a trampoline?
so i replaced his speed with my ped egg shaveings
dont u have athletes foot?
just as he was about to cum he started shouting "I THINK I CAN! I THINK I CAN!" over and over again.
We decided to smoke and then made crosses on our foreheads for ash wednesday
mom would be proud
just saw a midget ride a motorized cooler into the liquor store. i'm gonna follow him home.
she's laying in my bed with an ice pack on her vagina. how do you think it went?
i think the penis that was inside of me changed my life
She saves ONE person's life while blacked out and now she's positive anything can be done "while fucking hammered"
Also, you need to stop getting hammered and taking showers with people.
If there was a card that said "I'm sorry for throwing up on your bathroom counter" I would send it to you.
Like when I see him I look straight through his appearance and just envision a big walking penis.
Do I go to spinning class and try to redeem myself from going drunk, or do I wait a week and hope they forget I fell of the bike?
Is it ok that I asked him half way through sex why he hadn't accepted my friend request yet?
Grandma keeps pulling a bottle of captain from her pocket and spiking people's drinks.. She just yelled "I'm DAMN HOT to be a grandma!" .. I LOVE HER.
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