You hurt me so bad and it feels so good
I don't make mistakes...just understandable bad choices.
I'm a big fan of 2 things right now: 1) Gatorade and 2) the fetal position
I just went to a subway where the girl didn't know how to make a blt. I will not miss public school texans.
I think I just made patron unclassy I bought limes at a gas station and for salt we are using gas station packets of salt
This is all my moms fault. She shouldn't have encouraged my weird fascinations as a child
We fucked to the rythmn of the thunder, it was magical
Hey guy that stepped on my foot, don't slap my ass to apologize.
My body is like , remember when you wouldn't let me puke last night? Good luck at work fucker.
Filthy. I need to be power hosed with holy water.
How will you ever teach your dogs to pee outside when the biggest puddle on your bedroom carpet is from you?
To be honest. I have two poptarts in my jacket pockets. No one knows. I am pro stealth.
I just broke a sweat masturbating on a Friday night. I may need a boyfriend.
i showed up really high and was trying to not be,so in order to not seem high, i got plastered
Star Wars means nothing to me. I know only the basics. Darth is Luke's father. R2 is short, C3 is gold. Yoda sings Rainbow Connection. The kinda stuff EVERYONE knows.
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