The best part was her genuine shock and total "I didn't know" look when we said she couldn't cook a steak in a microwave.
I'm pre-party power houring. It's so catchy I couldn't not do it
He's 11. You dont draw dicks on 11 year olds, i dont care if he ate your lasagna
Did someone do a keg stand in my bathtub?
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He blended the pizza with water and drank the whole thing. He is my hangover hero
Baked and hanging out with Al from Home Improvement's son. You can't make this shit up. Tuh-rippin balls
Seriously. Texted me 4 times and that didn't wake me up so he nicely called and left a voicemail saying he WOULD call me 8 times. So when he called back I answered.
I apologize for being mean. I love the blender and your vagina.
We're shaving superhero symbols into our pubes. I call dibs on Batman.
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Yeah. Moral of the story: Don't mace yourself. It sucks dick.
This place is full of unfortunate mustaches.
As a gentleman whose genital hole is relatively small, you could imagine my reaction
I think you're literally the first guy to ever pick up a chick from pinterest.
Does it look too obvious if I buy wine and candles!?! In my defense there is a gigantic snow storm coming.
where are you guys?
stoned at his house watching water boil
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